Adam Green - Hard to be a Girl Intro: hard to be a girl so nice to be a boy in my room at night not a pretty sight here's an empty kiss marching to the rhythm of the payroll i can be a good boy too just let me out of the stable sausages and eggs and hot and sour soup thank me for your time cause i can be as bad as you hard to be a girl that's what the oracle told me i don't care what she says i assume it's best to be lonely