Party Line Intro: Here comes Ted with his best friend Fred Coming up the Avenue Here comes Mike and you look just like him Up and down the Avenue Ooh, those guys they’re up on the party line They make you cry in every way that you can Those guys have money for you any time But you never make out with them, yeah Next Verse / Chorus the Same Wink … But you never make out with them, yeah Ma-king out with a funny little lady What you gonna do right now Making love with a funny little women Don’t you wanna take me down? [Solo on Verse] [Chorus]