Adam Sandler ?Christmas song??live from SNL
Standard tuneing
Intro:
So many presents. So little time.
Verse:
Santa won?t be coming by my house this year,
(NC)
Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear.
O Momma made it perfectly clear,
Santa don?t like bad boys.
(NC)
Especially Jewish ones!
Verse 2:
Ginopconop(lol?) and Lego blocks are what I desire.
So why did I have to set the pizza guys hair on fire?
I told him I was sorry?. I?m a liar so no toys for me.
(NC)
I don?t? deserve them!
Bridge:
I couldn?t wait for a Big wheel as the holidays neared,
/ /
But then I told Grandma that she had a beard.
(SPEAKING SECTION) (piano plays verse chords)
Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can?t I be good-
It?s a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life when I met
someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close
to them. Something inside me makes me want to screw it up.
So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is?. because I love you.
Verse 3:
Rockum Sockum Robots is what I was hoping for,
And then I made a death threat to Vice-President Gore.
Oh Santa won?t be knocking on my door
He?s a big fat whore
(NC)
What made me say that?
Verse 4:
Shoots and ladders would be so good indeed,
/ /
So why did I have to sell that cop a bag of weed.
So Santa please give me my easy bake oven,
/ /
I swear I thought Billy goats were made for lovin?
So Santa won?t you accept my apology,
Santa can?t you see I?m Begging you please,
Oh Santa next year I?ll do you right?.
Live from New York it?s Saturday Night?
Chords written out from low to high strings and the fingerings
are under the chords.
NC=No chord
: x35453
x13241
: x54555
x21333
: x76777
x21333
: x87888
x21333
: x57755
x13411
: x79987
x13241
/: 557755
113411
/: 335533
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I tried to copy what he was doing on TV...i think its right :-)
WORDMAN2000