Jacob Marley's Chain/Aimee Mann Em7sus4 C D (slide the C figure down 2 frets) 020230 X32010 X54030 Em7sus4/ Well, today a friend told me this sorry tale As he stood there trembling and turning pale He said each day's harder to get on the scale sort of Like Jacob Marley's chain Em7sus4/ But it's not like life's such a veil of tears It's just full of thoughts that act as souvenirs For those tiny blunders made in yesteryears That comprise Jacob Marley's chain Well, I had a little metaphor to state my case It encompassed the condition of the human race But to my dismay, it left without a trace Except for the sound of Jacob Marley's chain. Em7sus4/ 3x Em7sus4/ Now there is no story left for me to tell So I think I'd rather just go on to hell Where there's a snowball's chance that the personnel Might help to carry Jacob Marley's chain Down to carry Jacob Marley's chain Em7sus4/ Down to carry Jacob Marley's chain Em7sus4/ 2x