If If Ain't One Thing by Alan Jackson
Chords Used G1 Bm1 C1 D71 D1 Em1
VERSE 1
I guess It's just not my day
The wind blew my morning paper away
Then I cut my toe on a sliver of glass
From that storm door you broke when you left here so fast
CHORUS
If it ain't one thing it's you
If you've heard that I'm goin' crazy, it's true
The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do
If it ain't one thing it's you
VERSE 2
Well, I rented that movie you hate
But that old VCR just chewed up the tape
Then I went to the freezer, thought I'd cook me a steak
All I found was that old piece of our wed-ding cake
REPEAT CHORUS
BRIDGE
But I never knew that I needed you so
But now that I've lost you, I can't let you go
REPEAT CHORUS
Oh, if it ain't one thing...it's you