It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere Jackson/Buffet [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] The sun is hot, and that old clock is moving slow. [ch]D[/ch]* And so am I [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] The work day passes slower than molasses in wintertime [ch]D[/ch]* But it’s July [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] I’m getting paid by the hour and older by the minute [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] The boss just pushed me over the limit [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] I’d like to call him something [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] I think I’ll just call it a day Chorus [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] Pour me something tall and strong. Make it a hurricane before I go insane [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] It’s only half past twelve But I don’t care [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] It’s five o’clock somewhere [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] This lunch break is going to take all afternoon [ch]D[/ch]* And half the night [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] Tomorrow morning I know there’ll be hell to pay [ch]D[/ch]* Hey but that’s all right [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] I haven’t had a day off now in over a year [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] My Jamaican vacation starts right here [ch]C[/ch] If the phones for me [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] You can tell them I just sailed away Chorus Repeat [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] I could pay up my tab. Pour myself in a cab and be back to work before two. [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] At a moment like this, I can’t help but wonder [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] What would Jimmy Buffet do. (I think he'd say....) Chorus Repeat (and some general beach banter