TITLE: Ironic ARTIST: Alanis Morissette ALBUM: Jagged Little Pill SUBMITTED BY: Nans87 NOTE: ~ ~ ~ CAPO ON 4TH FRET!! ~ ~ ~ Standard tuning. CHORDS: : x32003 ? : x54005 ** : xx0032 : 2x023x : 3x023x : 033020 : xx0323 : 320033 *x are those strings you shouldn't strum! **= |--3--2--------| |--------3-----| |-----------0--| |--------------| |--------------| |--------------| Intro: ? ** Hi yi yi--- yi yi yi yi yi yi An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It´s a black fly in your Chardonnay It´s a death row pardon two minutes too late Isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think Chorus: It´s like rain on your wedding day It´s a free ride when you´ve already paid It´s the good advice that you just didn´t take Who would ´ve thought ... it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought " Well isn´t this nice ... " And isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think Chorus: It´s like rain on your wedding day It´s a free ride when you´ve already paid It´s the good advice that you just didn´t take Who would ´ve thought ... it figures ? Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you ? When you think everything´s okay and everything´s going right ? And life has a funny way of helping you out when ? You think everything´s gone wrong and everything blows up ** In your face A traffic jam when you´re already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It´s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It´s meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think / A little too ironic ... and yeah I really do think ... Chorus: It´s like rain on your wedding day It´s a free ride when you´ve already paid It´s the good advice that you just didn´t take Who would ´ve thought ... it figures ? Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you ? Life has a funny, funny way --- of helping you out Helping you out