My so called "Friends" intro: (x2) Taking my smoke break and i dont even smoke I'm not a big fan of my so-called "friends" I hope they all fuckin choke I wouldn't care if they were frowning I wouldn't care if they cried I wouldn't care if they were sick in bed Id be happy if they died Chorus There petty, immature, 2-faced, fucking, liars There petty, immature, 2-faced, fucking, liars There petty, immature, 2-faced, fucking, liars And they love it.... yes they love it Verse 2 If its hypocritical tries hards you want? Well Then you've come to the right place Cos they tell u to grow up when u laugh The way they act is a fuckin disgrace Walking act like there top shit But I say take out the top part And when you try to challenge them They burp or do a fart Chorus Verse 3 Yeah ok I don't hate them all One or two are ok But the majority of them are fuckers And that's why I feel this way But the funny part about it Is they think that there respectable But they have a winged about everything The rules are non-negotiable Chorus (x3)