Fake Palindromes As recorded by Andrew Bird on the album The Mysterious Production of Eggs Andrew Bird is an amazing singer/songwriter out of Chicago. He is a one-man orchestra, playing multiple instruments during each song, looping samples of each to build songs. He is amazing live, putting on his entire show with just one person, Kevin O'Donnel, who plays drums and keyboards simultaneously. Standard Tuning Intro Guitar under violin riff - - Verse 1 my dewey-eyed Disney bride what has tried swapping your blood with formaldehyde? Monsters? Whiskey-plied voices cried fratricide Jesus don't you know that you coulda died, you shoulda died with the monsters what talk E--2 D - B--3 monsters that walk the earth G--2 (transition chord b/t verse/chorus) D--0 A--4 E--x Chorus she's got red lipstick and a brown pair of shoes and she's got knee high socks what to cover a bruise she's got an old death kit she's been meaning to use she's got blood in her eyes in her eyes for you she's got blood in her eyes for you Verse 2 certain fads, stripes and plaids, singles ads run you hot and cold like a rheostat I mean a thermostat so you bite on a towel hope it won't hurt too bad Repeat 1st part of Verse 1 (my dewey eyed...) Chorus 2 she says I like long walks and sci-fi movies you're six foot tall and east coast bred some lonely night we can get together and I'm gonna tie your wrists with leather and drill a tiny hole into your head oh, I'm gonna drill a tiny hooooooole... into your head "Are you living or existing?"