my friend wanted me to work out the chords for this, i finally got round to it :) played on the ukulele - the chords'll work both for uke and guitar though. also i promise you these are the right lyrics cos theres some really awful ones around. I vampire I vampire I vampire I vampire I vampire vampire I vampire I have lost my fangs I vampire I vampire I vampire I have lost my fangs So I'm sad and I feel lonely So I cry and I'm very angry And I eat some garlic So I'm no more satanic yeah yeah I am a vampire and I'm walking in the city But the pretty girls don't look at me (don't look at me) Cause I don't have my fangs Cause I have lost my fangs I vampire I vampire I have lost my mouth organ I vampire I vampire I have lost my mouth organ So I get bored and I shout So I eat popcorn and I put on weight And I sing but my voice is breaking And I want to play the guitar But my guitar is out of tune I am a vampire and I'm walking in the city But the musicals don't play with me (don't play with me) Cos' I don't have my mouth organ Cos' I have lost my mouth organ ----the end-----