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I Love College Tab

by Asher Roth


Capo on the third fret

These are the chords that will be used:
(Cm) |-02210|
(G)   |022100|
(G#)  |133211|
(D#)  |-32010|
(A#)  |320003|

(Intro)
             
I'm nice right now, man
        
I-I feel good
             
If you have a drink
                    
Would you please put it in the air?

(Chorus)
                                              
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
                                                 
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
                                                         
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
                                                   
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college

(Verse 1)
                                       
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
                           
Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite
                       
On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
                              
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice

                           
So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up
                          
I'm next on the table, who want what?
                     
I am champion at beer pong
                                
Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon

                        
Don't even bounce, not in my house
                                 
Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
                             
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
                     
Woke up today and all I could say is

(Chorus)
                                                  
Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
                                                 
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
                                                         
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
                                                   
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

(Bridge)
                   
Man, I love college, ay!
                    
And I love drinking, ay!
             
I love women, ay!
                    
Man, I love college

(Verse 2)
               
I can't tell you what I learned from school but
                
I could tell you a story or two, um
                 
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
                   
Like don't pass out with your shoes on
(Get the Sharpie!)

                        
And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone
(No, we're not leaving)
                  
And don't have sex if she's too gone
                        
When it comes to condoms put two on
(Trust me)
                        
Then tomorrow night find a new jawn

(Bridge)
                 
Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
(Here, hold this)
                  
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
                 
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
                 
Woke up today and all I could say is

(Chorus)
                                              
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
                                                 
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
                                                         
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
                                                   
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

(Bridge)
                   
Man, I love college, ay!
                
I love drinking, ay!
             
I love women, ay!
              
I love college

(Outro)
               
Now if everybody would please
                  
Put their drink as high as they can
          
As high as they can
(As high as they can)
                
And repeat after me

         
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
          
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
        
Freshmen! Freshmen!
        
Freshmen! Freshmen!

                  
Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
                   
Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
         
Keg stand! Keg stand!
         
Keg stand! Keg stand!

          
(That party last night)
              
Man, I love college
      
I love it!
(That party last night)
                    
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit

(Chorus)
                                              
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
(You know it's going down)
                                                 
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
                                                         
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
(You're all invited, bring your friends)
                                                   
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college

Do I really have to graduate?
Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?