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Alternative Girlfriend Tab

by Barenaked Ladies


Words & music by Stephen Duffy & Steven Page

Main Riff
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You're in an all-girl band

Your futon's second hand
                                             
Your parents understand but you don't care

I have a job in a shop

I'm an undercover cop
                                           
I make sure the customers aren't thieves
                   
Old at being young
          
Young at being old
                   
Everything's on hold within our evolution

CHORUS:
                             
You're my alternative girlfriend
                         
I love you, now you cannot pretend
                                   
There's nothing left that won't cross over


Last night we slept on the lawn

You woke up and I was gone
                                     
Back to the dream I dream to leave

My life with her is a bore

A worn-out metaphor

No more surprises up it's sleeve
                 
We're old at being young
             
Young at being old
                
Everything's been sold to other's revolutions

CHORUS:
                             
You're my alternative girlfriend
                         
I love you, now you cannot pretend
                                   
There's nothing left that won't cross over

E (Quick Palm mutes)           A
You live above your dad's four-car garage
                             
With your vinyl and imaginary entourage
                         
If I pull up in a u-haul, pack up quick
                                                    (hold)
So we can get out of this town 'cause it makes me sick

CHORUS:
                             
You're my alternative girlfriend
                         
I love you, now you cannot pretend
                                   
There's nothing left that won't cross over

E (over and over) or Riff

(hold)
You're my alternnative girlfriend

E (over and over) or Riff

END (listen to CD for end)

Hopefully this helps you out lots, its my first tab.
Barenaked Ladies ROCK!!!