Well I’ll put myself through sexual strife
If it'll save a poor kids life
I will not look at titties for a year
Well if it stops and Iraqi becoming dead
I won’t spill my seed on a motel bed
I will not look at titties for a year
Well the internets been my downfall
I call it Beelzebub’s shopping
I’ve been the happiest shopper........er
I've got enough filth under my bed
To maintain an erection until I’m dead
I will not look at titties for a year
Well the folks in Africa have been waiting
For us to stop our manipulating
Spend our porn dollars on international aid
Well if it pays for a pizza to Pakistan
I’ll quit jerking of for Ramadan
I will not look at titties
Well maybe for a couple of months
I will not look at titties for a year