Chords used in this song
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e|-------------------------2-----------|
B|---------------------1---3-------2---|
G|---------------5---------2---1---2---|
D|----5-----7----7-----2-------2---2---|
A|----5-----7----7-----3-------2-------|
E|----3-----5----x---------------------|
Riff 1: -> -> / ->
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The Jester hops on the Leg of Time
The scourge of the wizard nation
Riff 1 x2
Magical chanting is no crime
When you're suckered by a blind alsation
Riff 1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?
Riff 1 x2
Seeing through the eyes of a murderous kestrel
Where's the tiny mouse, there he is, ha-ha-ha-ha
Riff 1 x2
Ride a white pig to the edge of Lapland
Why did I do that? Why did I do that? I don't know
Riff 1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?
Riff 1 x2
When Time has one leg, it couldn't march
It stopped, it hopped
Riff1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?
Was it the wizards? (No.) Was it the goblins? (No.)
Was it the elves? (No.) Was it the dwarves? (No.)
Riff 1 x2
Was it the Brain Police? (What?)
Was it the man with the key to door of reality,
Riff 1 x2
Underneath the mat of insignificance (Nope Who was it then?)
Was it the terorists? (Nope) Pteradactyls? (No)
Riff 1 x2
It was Terry
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Terry
Riff 1
Terry stole the Leg of Time
(Cockney Middle 8)
Oh Terry, you slag, you nicked the Leg of Time
Give it back before you get a slap
Take it down the Dog & Duck and leave it behind the bar
Or you'll get a slap sunshine (Don't gimmie no rabbit)
Leave it behind the bar (Get off me sister)
Leave it behind the bar (Give him half a pound)
Leave it behind the baa--arr
Riff 1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?
Riff 1 x2
Terry stole the Leg of Time.
The theft of Time's Leg was his crime