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Unisex Chipshop Tab

by Bill Bailey


Fairly easy song from his dvd "Bewilderness"

D      - 000232
G      - 320033 
C (alt)- 032033
Dsus4  - 000233
Em     - 022000
C      - 032010



                   (alt)                      
I used to buy my chips from an oppresive chip shop regeme
                           (alt)                                  
the girl who worked there she seemed happy but i knew it was not what it seemed
                                                
do you wan't salt and viniger?  Is what they made her say
                                            [      Stop      ]  
but in the language of the ghetto that means help i'm a woman in chains


I wanted to free her, 
                                                            
in my dreams i would see her running naked in the woods round Raynem
                        
If i had some tigers i'd train em 

[ wait for a few bars]


To protect her
         C       [let ring]      D    [let ring]   G [strum normally]
from the sexual fashism that was lerking round the gerkin

                     (alt)              
i'd lean accross the counter and we would talk
                     (alt)  [   stop    ] 
I carved the name debbie on a little wooden fork
                                                              
When into the shop came a skin head gang, they snatched the fork from my hand
                       
Debbie she looked at me, to assert my masculinity 
       
I said OI!!!!
          
they said What?
       
I said nothing 

Enjoy!