The More I Drink
Blake Shelton
INTRO:
He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' a regular Coke
We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes
We all said man what happened to you, why can't you just have a few
He said I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't
CHORUS:
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
I get loud, and I get proud, and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I have thirteen, no there ain't no in-between
'Cause the more I drink, hmm, the more I drink
A couple of cold ones and somebody hands me a shot
Hell even bucktooth and bowlegged women start lookin' hot
And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette
Once I get on a roll, there ain't no tellin' where I'll stop
CHORUS:
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
And I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse
Yeah if I have one I'll have thirteen, now there ain't no in-between
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink, yeah yeah
Mmm that's what I'm talkin' about
Man if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Then they can't get me off the kareokee machine
The more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink
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