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Bad Touch Tab

by Bloodhound Gang


Standard Tuning w/ Capo at 3rd fret

Chord progression remains constant throughout (Am, C, G, F), but here it is anyway...

                    
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
                                         
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
                                       
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
                                        
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
                                              
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
                                                
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
                                                         
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are inclined
                                       
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now
                    
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
                                    
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now)
                    
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
                                    
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!)


                         
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
                                     
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
                                           
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
                                                               
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
                                               
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
                                           
Please turn me on I'm mister coffee with an automatic drip
                                                   
So show me yours I'll show you mine tool time you'll Lovett just like Lyle
                                         
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

(chorus)