VERSE 1 Someone call a medic cuz I think she's gonna strike again She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand And holds the picture in the heart shaped frame we bought at target (pause) Yes I think we've got a problem but I can't put my finger on it PRE-CHORUS It seems like you told me I'm in over my head But all I remember is making out constantly If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead She's the undisputed champ of my world CHORUS Down for the count, over and out Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down What was that sound? I just wish the effin bell would ring VERSE 2 The message on my cell says she's waiting on the call from me to tell her that I'm sorry I can come back if I crawl But I got bad knees and I can't say that I'm sorry Cept I'm sorry that I met you (pause) Now my guard's up and I'm fighting dirty PRE-CHORUS It seems like you told me I'm in over my head But all I remember is making out constantly If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead She's the undisputed champ of my world CHORUS Down for the count, over and out Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down What was that sound? I just wish the effin bell would ring Repeat the pre-chorus and chorus again what a lovely jubbly song wouldn't you agree?