Intro: When you see a deer you see Bambi I see antlers up on the wall You see a lake you think picnics and I see A large mouth up under that log I know that your thinking that you're gonna change me In some ways well maybe you might Scrub me down dress me up oh well no matter what Remember I'm still a guy When you see a priceless French painting I see a drunk naked girl You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy And I'd like to give it a whirl Love makes a man do some things he aint proud of And in a weak moment I might Walk your sissy dog hold your purse at the mall But remember I'm still a guy And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car Write a love song that makes you cry Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground Cause he copped a feel as you walked by I can hear you now talking to your friends Saying yea girls he's come a long way From dragging his knuckles, and carrying a club And building a fire in a cave When you say a backrub means only a backrub Then you swat my hand when I try Well what can I say at the end of the day Honey I'm still a guy And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car Write a love song that makes you cry Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground Cause he copped a feel as you walked by These days there's dudes getting facials Manicured waxed and botoxed With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands You can't grip a tackle box Yea with all of these men lining up to get neutered It's hip now to be feminized I don't highlight my hair I've still got a pair Yea Honey I'm still a guy And my eyebrows ain't plucked There's a gun in my truck Oh thank God I'm still a guy