This is a very funny song i think.When i play it i use the F barred across the first
but you could the other one.Either way it'll be good.
I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm five foot three and over weight
I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
But theres a whole nother me you need to see
go check out myspace
Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate
and I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler on-line.
So much cooler online
I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've
Ever even been to LA
Is when I got the chance With the marching band
to play tuba in the rose parade
But On - line I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ
Im single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack
Abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler On-line.
Yea I'm cooler online
When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight
Every time I log in
Solo:
On - Line Im out in Hollywood
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
Even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler on-line.
Yea I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler on-line
Yea I'm cooler online