Cledus T. Judd: Rewrites, sings, and records parodies of other Country music artists.
IF Shania Was Mine
If Shania was mine wouldn't be proud of me
Couldn't hardly blame her cause I'm so derned ugly
But on our first date we could have a good time
If I got her on the Moonshine
If Shania was mine say it fit just right
Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight
And there's no way I'd have bad hair day
Cause I'd buy a new tupi
Though I'd love to seduce her
But she married her producer
And all I do is pray
Pray, Pray, she'll get a divorce someday
Chorus:
If Shania was mine I think I'd lose my mind
If she only teased me, squeezed me, pleased me one good time
And if she only knew, all the things I'd Do
I'd be the lawn mowin Crop growin, tatter pealing
House cleaning kind
If Shania was mine
Well if Shania was mine she'd have to better agree
Can't no one cook road kill better than me
And a dozen mountain oysters and some ole fat back
She'd say, mmm, I like it like that
And all I do is wonder who's better boots are bent under
And know all I do is wine
Now Wine, wine that girl so dog gone fine
(Repeat Chorus)
If Shania, If Shania, If Shania, If Shania
If Shania was mine
Submitted By: Shane Littrell