Internet Chick
Performed By: The Convicted Sex Offenders and The Three Deaf Mexicans
Written By: Matthew Berra
Internet Chick
Intro: 2x
Verse 1
I spent my life, searching for a girl,
I serched High and Low, I serched the world.
The other day I finaly found her, she's not where I thought she'd be,
I met her over my computer, We had cyber chemistry.
Refrain 1:
She's my internet girl, I met her out in cyber space,
My internet girl, I've never even seen her face,
My internet girl, says that she loves me,
I met her over my PC.
Verse 2:
I logged on, went into my favorite chat,
Typed in What's going on, nobody replied to that.
I sat there sad till sombody asked me, would you like to talk privately,
Surprised and happy I quickly typed back, oh yes definetly.
Refrain 2:
Then I met my internet girl, I decided to get daring,
My internet girl, I typed in what are you wearing,
My internet girl, typed on back to me,
A pair of silk, black panties.
Verse 3:
That moment I got excited, I didn't know just what to do,
Confused and happy I quickly typed back, Black panties I'm wearing them too.
That moment I realized, what it was I had just said,
I didn't look like a sexual genius, I just looked like a pervert instead.
Refrain 3:
And then my internet, I sat waiting for her reply,
My internet girl, I thought that I was gonna die,
My internet girl, typed on back to me,
That makes me so horny.
Verse 4:
Our relationship started to blossom, into what you see today,
We talk over our computers, while wearing women's lingerie.
Refrain 5:
She's my internet girl, she's such a part of my life,
My internet girl, I want to make her my wife,
My internet girl, we will always be,
Together through technology.