Song - Gay Eskimo
Band - Corky and the Juice Pigs
I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one I know,
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.
I go out seal hunting with my best friend, Tarka,
But all i wanna do is get into his parka.
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.
Well, me and Nukflukchuckbuck, we both like flowers,
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber.
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.
I make a wish on the northern lights,
That i could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe. And the seals thay sing now
(Seals singing)
These cold winter nights are taking their toll.
I even get excited when I see the North Pole,
See the North Pole.
I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one I know.
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.
Like the Proclaimers would sing it
I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one I know.
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.
Like Bob Dylan
I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one I know.
I'm the only gay... eskimo
Like Ric Ocasek from The Cars
I'm the only gay eskimo, (0h oh, oh oh) I'm the only one I know.
I'm the only gay eskimo. And she used to be mine ine ine ine ine
Like Oasis
I'm the only gay eskimo, (fighting...)
Like Van Morrison
I'm the only gay eskimo, I have seen it coming out of the street and (mumbling...)
Jesus Christ fits in the somehow as well... and the crack was good
I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one I know.
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.