Janitor-Corky and the Juice Pigs Lives down by the furnace Janitor, Janitor And he makes the young kids nervous Janitor, Janitor He tells everybody to call him Tony, But he smells like oil, and his ass is mouldy. Janitor, Janitor ... He’s not a lot of charms Janitor, Janitor Like the prison tattoos on his arms Janitor, Janitor He cleans the bathrooms tells dirty jokes, He dresses like a woman and rolls his own smokes, He’s the Janitor, Janitor ... --Talking-- ... One day I want to be like him Janitor, Janitor Masturbating while I clean the gym Janitor, Janitor I think it must be a really nice life, Cleaning your nails with a hunting knife, (Hold) Being stained yellow, the rest of your life Janitor, Janitor