Artist: Daniel Johnston Song: Grievances Album: Songs Of Pain (Volume I) (1981) This was originally played on Piano, but these are the chords. Intro: If I Had My Own Way, You’d Be With Me Here Today But I Rarely Have My Own Way, I Guess That’s Why You Ain’t Here With Me Today And The Librarian Said You Can’t Buy No Respect I Said ‘Hey Lady, What Can You Expect When I’m Lyin’ On The Floor?’ You’re a Lovely Lady But You Don’t Wanna Be No Girl of Mine And The Only Thing You Ever Did For Me was Help Me Waste My Time And I Saw You At The Funeral You Were Standing There Like A Temple I Said ‘Hi, How Are You, Hello’ And I Pulled Up A Casket And Crawled In…………Yes I Did! <<-SLOW DOWN->> Climbed Up A Mountain And I Looked Around Some Kind Of Circus with all them clowns I Said ‘Hey Wait A Minute, Can We Slow Down A Bit?’ And I Almost Got Hit By A Truck Well It Just Goes To Show You That We’re All On Our Own Scrounging For Our Own Share Of Good Luck Stab Your Brother In The Back And Pick Up Your Paycheck <<-RESUME ORIGINAL SPEED->> Goodbye Lonely Heart Jolene, You Never Did Work Anyhow I’m Lookin’ for a nice girl, and I don’t want no Cow I’m heading out west Gonna Find Me The Best ‘Cause I Played The Game, But I Failed The Test If I Can’t Be A Lover, Then I’ll Be a Pest