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Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely
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All the girls made fun of her at school
'Cause no matter how she tried
she could not get a dick inside
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her shallow throat,
shallow throat.
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Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
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cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit
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she tried them all.
shallow throat.
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The football team all tried to give her lessons
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she practiced but she threw up on the coach
not one man on the squad
ever shot his wad
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in Susie's throat,
shallow throat.
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Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
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cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit
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she tried them all.
shallow throat.
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The drum major was a boy named Slick
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Who had a very little-bitty dick
She licked it, sucked and stroked it
'Til Slick thought she might choke,
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he never knew
she had a shallow throat.
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Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
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cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit
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she tried them all.
shallow throat.
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She finally learned to deep-throat after all
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Since she met Slick, she's really had a ball
But Slick he's kinda lonesome
With Susie and the kid
'Cause though his dick just fits her throat
her pussy's much too big.