Verse 1
Flowers and wine is what I thought I would find
When I came home from working tonight
Well now here I stand, over this frying pan
And you want a cold one again
"Chorus"
I bought these new heels, did my nails, had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress was a sure bet for romance tonight
Well, it's perfectly clear, between the T.V. and beer, I won't get so much
as
Kiss
As I head for the door, I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this?
(Instrumental)
"Verse 2"
Now when we first met, you promised you'd get
A house on a hill with a pool
Well this trailer stays wet, and we're swimmin' in debt,
And you want me to go back to school
"Chorus"
I bought these new heels, did my nails, had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress was a sure bet for romance tonight
Well, it's perfectly clear, between the T.V. and beer, I won't get so much
as
Kiss
As I head for the door, I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this?
Darlin, Did I Shave My legs for this?