This is one of my favourite Decemberists songs and I was disappointed that there wasn't tab yet, so I listened to it about 10 times and figured out the chords. There are some and things that I didn't have the time to figure out but here are the basics of the song: Intro: / (x4) My mother was a chinese trapeze artist In pre-war Paris Emadd9 Smuggling bombs for the underground. And she met my father At a fete in Aix-en-Provence. He was disguised as a Russian cadet Emadd9 in the employ of the Axis. And there in the half-light Of the provincial midnight To a lone concertina They drank in cantinas And toasted to Edith Piaf Emadd9 And the fall of the Reich. My sister was born in a hovel in Burgundy And left for the cattle Emadd9 But later was found by a communist Who'd deserted his ranks To follow his dream Emadd9 To start up a punk rock band in South Carolina. I get letters sometimes. They bought a plantation She weeds the tobacco He offends the nation And they write, "Don't be a stranger, y'hear." Emadd9 "Sincerely, your sister." So my parents had me To the disgust of the prostitutes On a bed in a brothel. Emadd9 Surprisingly raised with tender care 'Til the money got tight And they bet me away To a blind brigadier in a game Emadd9 Of high stakes canasta. But he made me a sailor On his brigadier ship fleet. I know every yardarm From main mast to jib sheet. But sometimes I long to be landlocked And to work in a bakery. Ahhhhh Ahhhhh Ahhhhh Listen to the recording for the rhythms. I love this song. Hope you do too.