[It's possible that I'm very wrong, but this is how it sounds to me...]
In Columbus they were shopping on the first day, the first official day of war.
It's so easy being oblivious, and it's easy being self-absorbed inside of
80 different stores and coffee shops. the whole world's not like yours.
There are many kinds of problems, not all of them are like yours or mine. But I
forget that all the time.
[instrumental x2]
Oh drama, are you all in my head? My problems aren't really all that bad. So
distracted by the things that I don't have. How sad.
Our petty problems we add them up and we dwell on them half of the day.
Our petty problem we add them up and they always get in the way.
Our petty problems so American so caught up in our own little worlds,
dadadadadada da da da dada dadadadadadadada
[instrumental x2]
Oh drama, are you all in my head? My problems aren't really all that bad. So
distracted by the things that I don't have. How sad. How
saa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-ad
[finishes on E]