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Nothing Ever Happens Tab

by Del Amitri


THIS IS HOW THEY PLAY IT. GOT IT FROM A BOOK.

CAPO:5TH FRET

                                                   
Post office clerks put up signs saying 'Position Closed'
                                                     
And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats
                                                
Janitors padlock the gates for security guards to patrol
                              
And bachelors phone up their friends for a drink
                                
While the married ones turn on a chat show
                                            
And they'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

					    
'Gentlemen, time please, you know we can't serve any more'
					          
Now the traffic lights change to stop when there's nothing to go
		                  
And by five' o' clock everything's dead
		     
And every third car is a cab,
		
And ignorant people sleep in there beds
			   
Like the doped white mice in the college lab

Chorus:
                                      
Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all:
                        
The needle returns to the start of the song
                          
And we all sing along like before
                                          
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

				            
Telephone exchanges click while there's nobody there
     					                 
The Martians could land in the car park and no one could care
    		             
The close-circuit cameras in department stores
          	           		
Shoot the same movie everyday
                                                       
And the stars of these films neither die nor get killed
         			          
Just to survive constant action replay


BRIDGE:       
                        

				       
Bill hoardings advertise products that nobody needs
       				                
While 'Angry from Manchester' writes to complain about all the repeats on TV;
    		      
And computer terminals report
                                      
Some gains on the values of copper and tin,
			    
While American businessmen snap up Van Goghs
                                  			
For the price of a hospital wing