Intro:
Ooh I got a busted wing and a hornet sting
Like an out of tune guitar
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Ooh she got Hercules on her side
And Diana in her eyes
Some men like the Chinese life
Some men kneel and pray
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Ooh well I like women and I like wine
And I've always liked it that way
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Always liked it that way
I can't dig it, the way she tease
That old tough man routine up her sleeve
Living and loving, kissing and hugging
Living and loving with a cat named Hercules
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A cat named Hercules
Oh and it hurts like hell to see my gal
Messing with a muscle boy
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No superman gonna ruin my plans
Playing with my toys
Rich man sweating in a sauna bath
Poor boy scrubbing in a tub
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Me, I stay gritty up to my ears
Washing in a bucket of mud
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Washing in a bucket of mud