...THE F.C.C SONG... by Eric Idle
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*Recorded 2004*
(Eric Idle:
"It's dedicated to the FCC and if they broadcast it,
It will cost a quarter of a million dollars!")
Intro:
(Spoken):
(n.)
Here's a little number I wrote the other day,
While out duck hunting with a judge...
Verse 1:
Fuck you very much The F.C.C,
Fuck you very much for fining me;
Five thousand bucks a fuck,
So I'm really out of luck;
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me.
Verse 2:
Fuck you very much The F.C.C,
For proving that free speech just isn't free.
Clear Channel's a dear channel,
So Howard Stern must go;
At-torney General Ashcroft,
Doesn't like strong words and so;
He's charging twice as much,
As all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh;
So fuck you all so very much.
Verse 3:
So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush,
For he-roically sitting on your tush.
For Halliburton, Enron, all the compa-nies who fail;
Let's send them a clear signal,
And stick Martha straight in jail;
She's an uppity rich bitch,
And at least she isn't male;
So fuck you all so very much.
Verse 4:
So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too,
Fuck you and fuck everything you do.
Your pacemaker must be a fake;
You haven't got a heart;
As far as I'm concerned,
You're just a pasty-faced old fart,
And as for Condo-leeza;
She's an intellectual tart;
So fuck you all so very much.
So fuck you very much The E.P.A,
For giving all A-laska's oil a-way.
It really is a bummer,
When I can't fill my hummer,
The ozone's a nogozone,
Now that Arnold's here to say;
"The nuclear Winter Games,
Are going to take place in LA";
So fuck you all so very much.
Coda:
So what the planet fails?
Let's save the great white males;
,
So fuck you all so very much.
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