That's Death
by Eric Idle
There's a place you're always welcome
That's as nice as it can be
Everyone can get in
'Cause it's absolutely free!
That's death
No need to take a breath
Just lay around all day
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With not a single bill to pay
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Hooray!
That's death
No more sicknesses or flu
If you've lived beyond your means
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You can die beyond them to
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Boo hoo!
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Well the greatest and the finest
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Have already died
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Why not simply join them
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On the other side?
That's death
Say farewell to all your bills
Rip up all your wills
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And pop your final pills
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Amen!
That's death
It's a tete-a-tete with fate
If you're not feeling great
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Then it's the best way to lose weight, mate
Nothing here to hurt you
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No one's here to nag
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Come die with me
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If your life's a drag!
That's death
The wealthy and well-bred
All of them are here
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And they're all completely dead
That's death
No more headaches, no more pain
Of the millions who've died
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No one came back to complain!
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You can't take it with you
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You can't keep what you've got
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So why not just lay back
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And simply rot?
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Just simply rot
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It's so cool it's hot
(let ring)
That's death!
As always, let me know if there's anything to fix, any suggestions, etc.