Verse 1:
Lost my cool at a brand new school where the kids all smelled kinda strange
and I threw my chair when I caught the teachers glare as she called me
little mary jane
All the ribbing that i god damn took from the kids left my ego in a whirl
And the kids would say as i sat amd watched them play hey the kid are you a
boy or a girl?
Refrain:
Praise the day i'm old and grey and don't look much like a girl and the kids
all come and dance in the streets proclaiming me the king of the world
Bridge:
Illistarte my weekly pass comes across as feeling crass submit for credit or
just share your thoughts.
Search my archive for a joke a thousand drives and beers and hopes look out
god i'm gonna die. My black candle won't stop smoking even thought i blew
it out my stigmata are signs of disease. Reputation as the finest burnt
your bridges to be sane look out god im gonna die.
(Play the last verse in open position till it gets to C)
In the end i will surely transcend all the things i was never meant to be.
And with some skill and a little good will on ladies night i'll get in bars
for free
(Then goes back to the refrain)