This is a funny song. have fun with it. it is pretty much 3 john denver
tunes put together with some funny lyrics. the three songs are
(in order)
1) Country Roads
2) Sunshine on My Shoulders
3) Thank God Im A Country Boy
ALMOST SAW HEAVEN CUZ I DRANK HEFINREFFER DROVE OFF THE MOUNTAIN,
( )
LANDED IN THE RIVER. NEVER GOT SOBER DRANK AS MUCH AS I PLEASED,
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CHUGGIN ON CHAMPAGNE FOUNTAINS, CRASHIN INTO THE TREES.
COUNTRY ROADS, CANT FIND MY HOME CUZ IM SHIT FACED, AND ALL ALONE,
CANT REMEMBER, HOW I GOT HERE, WRAPPED AROUND, THIS TELEPHONE POLE.
Police car on the shoulder makes me sweaty.
Flashlight in my eyes can make me blind.
Handcuffs tied behind me feels so kinky
Officer take that nightstick from my behind
2) Well you gotta be careful because you never really know
1) When they stick you in a cell you sleep in a rack
1) When the cops pull you over the baloon you gotta blow
2) look out for the guys who will jack you up the crack
1) Your goin to jail you blow a two point o
2) Bend down for the suit you'd better watch your back
1) No place for a country boy
2) No place for a country boy
Chorus: Well I got real nervous, Started shakin just a liddle.
Theres a big horny guy who says he wants a diddle;
A This verse say slow D
Theres bars theres walls and my ass is in the middle.
Hey look its a Country Boy
Here you go its not as hard as it seems
kyle