Only You by Garfunkel and Oates
Intro:
I used to dream that I would be
A bright and shiny star on TV
Or maybe I would go to college
Like Harvard or Devry
And I would live in an apartment
In Paris or in Cincinnati
And I would play my music loud
And not apologize
I used to dream that I would marry
A guy that looked like Charlie Sheen
And he would have a name like:
Gary, Steve, Todd, David!
I used to dream I’d have three kids
And they would all look just like me
And I would force them kids to carry
All my groceries.
We don’t need no goals
Don’t need human connection
Dreams are overrated
Cause our life’s already perfection.
Now I know all that is true
Cause all I really want is you
And you and only you.
Me? You! Me? You!
I used to dream that I would have
A best friend named Michelle
And we would braid some friendship bracelets
And we would tell all of those other fucking cunts to go to hell
And when we’re sixty we’d get face lifts
like Burt Reynolds
I used to dream I’d have co-workers
And we’d stay out till two at night
And I would have a perfect body
You do! I know.
I used to dream that I’d have sex
At some point in my adult life
(n..)
And I was sure that it’d be naughty
Like that scene from Top Gun. Take my breath away!
We don’t need no goals
Don’t need new man connection
Dreams are overrated
Cause our life’s already perfection.
Now I know all that is true
Cause all I really want is you
And you and only you.
Me? You! Me? You!
You!