Standard Tuning, capo 2nd fret
hints: try to mute your high E string when playing the Dsus2, and you can
can also alternate between G and G7. The strum is kind of a quick shuffle
type thing. The G's at the end of the chorus and the intro are played as a
slow strum, hit each string one at a time. Same with the chords in the bridge
Intro - (stop)
You text at three in the morning
And you misspell my name
You slept with half my friends on Facebook
And most of them think you are lame
You say that with me it's different
And your not that big of a dick
When you disappear it's cause you're busy
Not 'cause your with some other chick
I know that this may be uncool
But I want to tell you the truth
Chorus
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
It's close but not quite there
Need time to get a little more rejected
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
(stop)
A totally awesome pair
I seem like your perfect target
Like I've been lonely for too long
You think I haven't had sex in forever
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
But I would rather have nothing
Than this crap, let me reaffirm
I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned
And the antidote was in your sperm
I know that this may be uncool
But I want to tell you the truth
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
It's pretty close but not quite there
Need time to get a little more desperate
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
(stop)
A totally awesome pair
Bridge
We could last forever
You just have to give me time
To learn to deal with bullshit
And blatant lies
But for now... for now
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
It's so close but not quite there
Need time to get a little more wasted
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
(stop)
A totally awesome pair