Drinkin' Thinkin' - George Canyon
See that girl over there? Everyone thinks she’s hot
And after a few, you’re thinkin’ you’ve got a shot
Well maybe you do, maybe you don’t
But if you strike-out there, Haus
And start telling yourself its her lose
Chorus:
That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’, liquor logic in a can
( - )
Your brain-cells parted,
And your body, believes you’re superman
That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’
And here’s where the trouble starts
The more you drink, the better you think you are
From this stage & these lights I see this stuff every night
A guy in a tie will challenge a biker to fight
Or the karaoke king who gets up to sing
An oldie and hears the applause
And believes he can quit his day-job
Repeat chorus:
Solo: spoken (you’re getting better all the time)
That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’, liquor logic in a can
( - )
Your brain-cells parted,
And your body, believes you’re superman
That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’
And here’s where the trouble starts
The more you think, the better you drink you are
Oh the bigger and bad-er, smarter and bitter who do you think you are?
Spoken (You better switch to coffee)