Wine, women, and song I tried them all it did not take me long To figure I'd unlocked the door to happiness I figured wrong with a capital "R" All the baggage I brought wouldn't fit in a mid-size car That's why I'm walking on eggshells down the Via Dolorosa Hasn't got me any closer so far Shacked up with a poet, found it wasn't my department Now I study the poetry of the studio apartment Changing the catbox and baking the bread I should have been paying the bills instead Of paying homage to an image drawn from somebody else's head 2x: ,,, Song, women, and wine You can't fool all the people all the time But if you're trying, if you're looking, if you're lucky You can always fool a few and feel fine, Is the line between shame and dread One grips the lungs one brains the head But either one can crush, anyone can crush you Once I dated an actor, she was working on a play By opening night, we had nothing left to say We hit the wall, it was not resilient She said that she was hungrier than I was brilliant And who the hell was I to disagree? Didn't you used to be someone who meant something to me? Somebody who meant something to me Someone who meant something to me 2x: ,,,, Wine, women, and song I tried them all it did not take me long To figure I'd unlocked the door to happiness I figured wrong Also- the part that goes "Didn't you used to be..." I have no real clue how to figure one out. What I have there is just a super-simple version.