I'm Keeping Your Poop
Hayseed Dixie
(chorus)
Keeping your poop in a jar,
Til the day you come back
so I don't forget just what you are.
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar.
(verse)
You thought you took everything,
but you left something behind for me.
I scooped it out, I bottled it up,
now its there on a stand by the bed
to remind me case I ever forget.
You're just a piece of poop.
(chorus)
(violin break: with chorus chords)
(mandolin break: with chorus chords)
(Let me testify)
(verse)
I had a moment of weakness once
so I opened the lid for a smell.
It all came back to me baby.
One vaporous rush I remembered you well.
How could I ever forget,
Aw that you're a piece of... poop.
(chorus)
Keeping your poop in a jar,
Til the day you come back
so I don't forget just what you are.
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar.
Now, ho everybody sing.
(chorus)
Keeping your poop in a jar.
Keeping your poop in a jar,
Keeping your, a poop in a jar.