You know, we could have had a daughter And we could have named her Anna And she would have been a sweetheart But with punk rock manners Could have supported us when we retire Bought us a cottage near the countryside You could have taught her to play hockey I could have taught her the guitar And her granddad could have shown her the way to the bar Could have supported us when we retire Bought us a cottage near the countryside We would have made the neighbours jealous We could have had barbecues at night With our collected brain resources, she would have had an IQ of a 155 Could have supported us when we retire Bought us a cottage near the countryside She would have won the Nobel Prize, and Thanked her mama for all the good advice And we could have gone swimming Near that cottage by the lake And she'd never had to know what it's like when your heart breaks Could have supported us when we retire Bought us a cottage near the countryside Could have supported us when we retire Bought us a cottage near the countryside She could have married a Kennedy She would have found the cure for HIV I'm real sorry Anna, you never got to be 'Cause your daddy moved on and he left me Could have supported us when we retired Bought us a cottage near the countryside...