Band: Helmet & Thomson
Song: Bargain of the Season
Album: Tits, Arse and Muff
Written by: Tim Butler and Simon McSweeney
i keep gettin this shit in the post
everyone wants my money,
now im gettin rather pissed off with it all
its not that funny
CHORUS:
Bargain of the season
this album is for free
No one wants to buy it anyway
cos its sung by (Thomson or Helmet) and me
i really need to get out of this place
don't know my destination
im fed up with living up here
and this boring conversation
CHORUS
i wish i were a man who'd liven things up
i'd start a mass debate
no charge for entertaining them all
closing time at half past eight
CHORUS
Bargain of the season
this album is for free
No one wants to buy it anyway
G A D (stike and let ring)
cos its sung by you and me