hey, didnt take me too long to figure this out so you all should find this easy. although it takes a while to get used to singing and playing at the same time, especially the chorus. :D Verse 1 Up on the Fifth Floor Harvey Nics Down to Claridges And Trader Vics Mai Tai baby or a Singapore Sling Get your cards behind the bar and get the cocktails in Follow me to the Match Bar For Whiskey Sour Down to the Sanderson For happy hour Margaritas or the Pink Champagne We've all gone to Blakes cos it's cocktail night again A social evening with a touch of class sweet woman Chorus: Cock [cock] Cock cock cock cocktails Cock [cock] Cock cock cock cocktails Verse 2: Honey I've got the van So let's go to Cannes We could do Manhattens At the Juan Lapin Carlton Casino and the Nova Hilton Bar Drive out to the Cap where the cocktails are All your favourite drinks in the same glass, sweet woman Repeat chorus: Cock [cock] Cock cock cock cocktails Cock [cock] Cock cock cock cocktails Solo: Chorus chords/riff thing (figuring the solo out at the moment.) All your favourite drinks in the same glass, sweet woman And if you want to go off-piste, well all you've to do is ask Final Chorus: Cock [cock] Cock cock cock cocktails Cock [cock] Cock cock cock cocktails Cock [cock] Cock cock cock cocktails Cock [cock] Cock cock cock cocktails thats about it, cheers.