words and music by paul weller As perfomed by the Jam. ***************************************************************** Chords used: : x35553 : x57775 : 133211 F1 : xx3211 : 355433 G1 : 320003 : 577555 : 022000 ***************************************************************** Intro: E-------------------------------------------| B-------------------------------------------| G-------------------------------------------| D---------2-2------------2-2----------------| A-0-0-3-3----3-3-0-0-3-3----3-3-------------| E-------------------------------1-1-1-3-3-3-| Verse: sup up your beer and collect your fags there's a row goin on down near slough get out your mat and pray to the west F1 G1 i'll get out mine and pray for myself thought you were all smart when you took them on but you didn't take a look in their artilary room all that rugby puts hairs on your chest F1 G1 what chance have we got against a tie and a crest Chrous: hello hurray what a nice day for the Eton Rifles! Eton Rifles hello hurray i'd prefer the plague to the Eton Rifles! Eton Rifles! E-------5---------5---| B-----5---5-----5---5-| G---5-------5-5-------| D---------------------| A---------------------| E---------------------| After Chorus: what a catayst you turned out to be loaded your guns and you ran off home for your tea and left me standing like a naughty schoolboy ********************************************************************* thats about all you need to know, unless you wanna put the guitar noise in at the beging of my arrangement of the bass part. i haven't put the piece in running order, figured i'd give you a challenge! if you can try and play the different versions of the chords which i have indicated in right place to get the full affect of the song.