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Cannabis College Tab

by Jason Mraz


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CANNABIS COLLEGE – Jason Mraz
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This refers more or less to the version found at
if you don't get how to play it. Fairly simple chords I think. Have fun.

Standard tuning

Emadd9 = 024003      = 797877   
    = 505500      = 244322
  = 81010900   = 079787
      = 355433     = 505550

INTRO
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VERSE1
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Registration starts at 8, don’t be late or else
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That’s 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12
                     
We’ll study each and every flower, per credit hour
                           
Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme

PRE-CHORUS
                            
So if you grow your knowledge tree

Hydroponically 
                                                       
Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to Cannabis College

CHORUS
                    
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    
La la laa laa la la la laa

VERSE2
                   
Instead of writing boring papers 
                                              
you’ll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes
                                                     
You’ll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you’re acing physics
                                                         
You’ll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans
                       
You passed your first exam

PRE-CHORUS
                            
So if you take your notes and tokes
   
Of signals made of smoke
                                        
No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College
                                                   
And in the basement lavatory they’re teaching short-term memory
                                                        
Can anybody tell me where they’re teaching short-term memory?

CHORUS
                    
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    
La la laa laa la la la laa

INTERLUDE/SCAT
      

VERSE3
                                                            
Tell me have you met Professor Chong, he’s been here who knows how long
                                                            
His lectures often cover all the classics, from Northern Cal to Oregon
                         
Throughout the days it’s Dr Dre from the payphone era 
                                       
of the Dark Side of the Moon, and it’s Purple Haze
                                     
And some random acid tracks by Patrick Boone

PRE-CHORUS
              
With THC, PhDs, a BA in euphoria
                
Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia
                          
Job offers aplenty we got our GPAs at 4 point 20
                         
  Get the blunted edge, a certificate that says
                     
I made it through college

CHORUS
                    
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    
La la laa laa la la la laa

[repeat chorus until end]

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