Eleven Saints
Jason Webley w/ Jay Thomson
This is the music video for this ridiculously catchy song.
Intro
Verse
And if my cat looks scared, it's because it knows
It won't be going to heaven
Oh oh oh-oh
Not going to heaven
And if you ask how many saints it takes
The answer's eleven
Woah-oh oh-oh
It's gonna take eleven
PreChorus
Man, oh, man, what's that guy got in his hand?
It's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon
It's the coffee percolator going wheeeeee!
Me, oh, Michelangelo and I
We're just sittin' by the traintracks
Reading Kafka to the sky
While the coffee percolator's going wheeeee!
Chorus
Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da oh-Ohh-Oh
Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da
Yah-da-dah
Woah-oh-oh yadda-da-da Oh-oh-oh
Ya-di-dadda-da Ye-dadda-da-da
Yah-da-dah (keep the G going)
Verse
If you'd like to bake me a loaf of bread
It's gotta be unleavened
Oh-oh oh-oh
Only unleavened
And if you'd like to eat the tomatoes in the patch
You've got to get past old man McGrevin
Oh oh-oh-oh oh
Try your luck with Mr. McGrevin
PreChorus
Man, oh, man, what's that guy got in his hand?
It's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon
It's a coffee percolator going wheeeeee!
Why, oh, Wy-nona Rider's in the sky
Turning fishes into wishes like a pumpernickel pie
While the old refrigerator's going:
Solo
Use Quick Strokes of Chords
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
Chicka-chicka-chicka!
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
Chicka-chicka-chicka!
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
Chicka-chicka-chicka!
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
Chicka-chicka-chicka!
Chorus
Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da Oh-Ohh-Oh
Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da
Dah-da-dah
Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da-da Oh-Ohh-Oh
Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da
Dah-da-dah
PreChorus
Man, oh, man, what's that guy-guy-guy got in his hand?
It's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon
It's a coffee-coffee percolator-lator going-going wheeeeee!
Me, oh, Michelangelo and I
We're just sittin' by the traintracks
Reading Kafka to the sky
D7 (keep going with this chord)
Outro
While the old refrigerator
And the rusty cheese grater
And the dirty masturbators
Eating packs of "Now-and-Later"
D7 (now really fast)
While the coffee percolator's
Going wheeee-eeeeeee!