...GORDON IS A MORON... by Jilted John
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*Released 1978*
Intro:
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Verse 1:
I've been going out with a girl,
He-e-r name is Ju-u-lie.
But last night she said to me,
When we were watching telly...
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This is what she said);
Verse 2:
She said; "listen John, I love you,
But there's this bloke I fancy.
I dont want to two time you,
So it's the end for you and me".
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Verse 3:
"Who's this bloke" I asked her,
Go-o-or-don, she re-plied.
"Not that puff", I said dismayed,
"Yes, but he's no puff" she cried.
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"He's more of a man than you'll ever be!"
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Verse 4:
I was so up-set,
That I cried all the way, to the chi-ip shop.
When I came out, there was Gordon,
Standing at the bu-us stop.
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And guess who was with him?
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Yeah Julie; and they were both laughing at me.
Verse 5:
Oh, she is cruel and heartless,
To pack me for Gordon.
Just 'cos he's better looking than me,
Just 'cos he's cool and trendy.
Verse 6:
But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron.
Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron.
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Break:
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Coda:
Oh, she's a slag and he's a creep,
She's a tart; he's very cheap.
She is a slut; he thinks he's tough,
She is a bitch; he is a puff.
Yeah, yeah, it's not fair,
Yeah yeah, it's not fair.
I'm so up-set, I'm so up-set,
I'm so up-set, yeah, yeah.
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