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Pencil Thin Moustache Tab

by Jimmy Buffett



  Here it is.  Got a lot more of these if anyone's interested.  Be specific
though, don't just say, "hey send some more Buffett...".  Me and some
other folks are currently working on a "Great Chords Compliation" of every
Buffett song ever released.  The lyrics are already completed.  You can

Later,
Mike A. Hall
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Pencil Thin Mustache
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By Jimmy Buffett

                        
Now they make new movies in old black and white
                        
With happy endings, where nobody fights
                               
So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage
                       
Honey, jump right up and show your age

Chorus:
                               
     I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
                      
     The "Boston Blackie" kind
                        
     A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
                                
     And an autographed picture of Andy Devine

                            
     Oh I remember bein' buck-toothed and skinny
                           
     Writin' fan letters to Sky's niece Penny
                               
     Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
                                   
     Then I could solve some mysteries too

                                    
Oh it's Bandstand, Disneyland, growin' up fast
                     
Drinkin' on a fake I.D.
                              
And Rama of the jungle was everyone's Bawana
                           
But only jazz musicians were smokin' marijuana
                             
Yeah, I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
                              
then I could solve some mysteries too

(same as above chords with this verse)
But then it's flat top, dirty bob, coppin' a feel
Grubbin' on the livin' room floor (so sore)
Yeah, they send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge,
But all you want to do is learn how to score

                                 
Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear
                         
I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair
                       
But I can go to movies and see it all there
                         
Just the way that it used to be

Chorus:
     That's why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
     The "Boston Blackie" kind, a two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
     And an autographed picture of Andy Devine

     Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be
     Maybe suave Errol Flynn or a Sheik of Araby
     If I only had a pencil thin mustache
     Then I could do some cruisin' too

           
     Yeah, Bryl-cream, a little dab'll do yah
                              
     Oh, I could do some cruisin' too

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Chord diagrams:      E7 - |o2o1oo|  A7 - |xo2o2o|
                      - |x212o2|  - |xx432o|
     F#m - |244222|  Bb - |113331|  C7 - |x3231o-----|
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