Here it is. Got a lot more of these if anyone's interested. Be specific though, don't just say, "hey send some more Buffett...". Me and some other folks are currently working on a "Great Chords Compliation" of every Buffett song ever released. The lyrics are already completed. You can Later, Mike A. Hall -------------------------------- Pencil Thin Mustache ==================== By Jimmy Buffett Now they make new movies in old black and white With happy endings, where nobody fights So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage Honey, jump right up and show your age Chorus: I wish I had a pencil thin mustache The "Boston Blackie" kind A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket And an autographed picture of Andy Devine Oh I remember bein' buck-toothed and skinny Writin' fan letters to Sky's niece Penny Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache Then I could solve some mysteries too Oh it's Bandstand, Disneyland, growin' up fast Drinkin' on a fake I.D. And Rama of the jungle was everyone's Bawana But only jazz musicians were smokin' marijuana Yeah, I wish I had a pencil thin mustache then I could solve some mysteries too (same as above chords with this verse) But then it's flat top, dirty bob, coppin' a feel Grubbin' on the livin' room floor (so sore) Yeah, they send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, But all you want to do is learn how to score Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair But I can go to movies and see it all there Just the way that it used to be Chorus: That's why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache The "Boston Blackie" kind, a two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket And an autographed picture of Andy Devine Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be Maybe suave Errol Flynn or a Sheik of Araby If I only had a pencil thin mustache Then I could do some cruisin' too Yeah, Bryl-cream, a little dab'll do yah Oh, I could do some cruisin' too ---------------------------------------------------- Chord diagrams: E7 - |o2o1oo| A7 - |xo2o2o| - |x212o2| - |xx432o| F#m - |244222| Bb - |113331| C7 - |x3231o-----| -----------------------------------------------------| ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ()==u== || "People criticize us for writing songs | ________=//=______\____ || about sex and booze and drugs... but, | |\ //=== \, \ || sorry, that's the ballpark I play in." | | \ ( ) /|\ | \ || -bootleg of a 1975 San Fran. show | \ \ (@ )| | | __|__ \ ||=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=| \ | JB - Live Tonight | || Choir Director/Church of Buffett-Orthodox | \|______________________| || "Marvin Gardens R.I.P." --- "RDWHAHB" | ------------------------------||--------------------------------------------