The Man Who Couldn't Afford To Orgy
Pity the poor man, pity the sad man
Pity the green man, who couldn't afford to orgy
Pity the policeman, pity the snowman
Pity the woman, who couldn't afford to orgy
Good for the postman, good for the con man
Good for the milkman, they can afford to orgy
Good for the butcher, good for the astronaut
Good for the curate, they can afford to orgy
If it's a problem, getting together
Leave it alone, it's the easiest way
Great while it lasts, but it don't last forever
Nothing like living real dangerously
Sorry to hear it, sorry to see it
Sorry to mention they couldn't afford to orgy
Seems such a bother, one thing or another
Tempting and teasing, just want an orgy
by: José Duarte