Intro: , , , [Verse 1] I can run a hundred miles without stoppin' for rest I can stay under water for five minutes on a single breath [Bridge] When I focus my mind I always reach my goal But there's one thing I cannot control... [CHORUS] I come too fast! I come too fa---ast! A couple strokes and my erection is a thing of the past I come too fast! I come too fa---ast! Sometimes it's even game over before I take off my pants [Verse 2] I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick Thinking of Sports or naked Cathy Bates in About Schmidt [Bridge] If the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two But if we doggie-style oh man I'm schrewed! [CHORUS] I come too fast! I come too fa---ast! I carry a spare pare of underwear in case a girl sits on my lap I come too fast! I come too fa---ast! I swear I'll even shoot my load... if a fly lands on my shaft. Oooooh...